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19△ Desert Creature
Part time blogger,
full-time sarcastronaut
Jul
12:59am

  
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11:03pm

  
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famouslastdraws:

The Crystal Gems -original design

Jul
1:36pm

  
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drinkmasturbatecry:

nudityandnerdery:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

And, of course:

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.

Jul
1:32pm

  
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Jul
1:10pm

  
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Jul
1:56am

  
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Jul
1:27am

  
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radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

Jul
1:22am

  
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Kristen Stewart, Brie Larson and Anne Hathaway in Just One Of The Guys by Jenny Lewis [x]

Jul
1:07am

  
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madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

Jul
12:23am

  
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kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

Jul
7:41am

  
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proctalgia:

giving advice to friends like

image

Jul
11:44pm

  
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mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

Jul
9:59pm

  
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profoak:

flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

AFSFAS THIS IS OS FUNNY

Jul
4:24pm

  
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